​Who are these mysterious, yet spectacularly talented, people? We prefer to remain enigmatic, however we tire of the constant questions from our stalkers adoring fans, so here are our bios:

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Ivy Undergrove (soprano/alto)

​Ivy is silent, but deadly; wielding a high C like a Mongolian saber. She distracts with her beauty, then comes at you like a spider monkey. If she asks you "Wanna cookie?" throw her some money and run the other way.

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Fern Undergrove (soprano/alto)

​Fern is the brains behind this unholy quartet, which is why they only perform every 15 years. Her management style is based on a combination of the Mayan calendar and a spotted dick recipe. The other members of the group are constantly planning to mutiny, but Fern isn't worried since they really like spotted dick, especially Barnum.

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Barnum Bailey (tenor)

​Barnum is the money man in the group. His father, Lord Mayor of Bristol until an untimely beer barrel accident, left him a large inheritance with the caveat that he never sing a fa-la-la ever again. Barnum does sing fa-la-la's with the group, but he purges his guilt by letting Fern and Ivy beat the everloving crud out of him.

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Arthur Scrivner (bass)

Arthur is only in the group until he finishes his first novel.

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PS. Rose Undergrove was sent away by her sisters to a convent, from which she immediately snuck out. Her current whereabouts are unknown, but she is rumored to be a pirate.